A SIMPLE QUESTION
There are not many questions or scenarios that leave folks stumped or catch them off guard after trudging this planet for multiple decades. That’s why I was surprised that I was stumped by a simple question.
“Please fill these out.” I didn’t mean to give the young lady at the doctor’s office a dirty look, it was more confusion than anger. The stack of papers she handed me was as thick as a Popular Mechanics.
The forms were typical doctor’s office forms, at first. By the time I got ten pages in they were stepping on toes. At twenty pages in, they were looking for dirt, digging up bones. They didn’t just ask about my physical issues.
The forms started hawking me about my mental leanings. Questions and more questions. It began to feel more like a police interrogation than a doctor’s visit.
I was ripping through the questionnaire at light speed, not caring about my horrific penmanship. Plus, I was past the point of confusion. I was frustrated. It was an hour past my appointment time and I was still in the lobby filling out blasted papers.
I flipped over to another page with aggressive annoyance. The very next question brought my speeding pen to an abrupt halt. I thought quickly of a generic answer so I could push toward the end of the catalog of forms. Nothing came to me.
I looked around trying to clear my head, determined to get past the prying question. I put the pen to the page as if that would somehow force my mind to come up with an answer. No dice.
“Look at this,” I showed my wife. “How are you supposed to answer something like that?” I asked her. She was silent for a second then said, “You want me to answer it for you?” she smiled.
“No,” I didn’t smile and read the question again, “In one or two words describe yourself.”
There is no way to describe yourself without considering your core values. To use one or two words to describe any person really boils down the thing that dominates their life.
I pondered how to answer the question. I then thought about my wife’s sarcastic question and how others might describe me in one or two words. I considered the words “laid back” to define me, but I knew that would be a blatant lie. I thought about other words, none that came to mind were the ones I’d like to be described as.
After several minutes I had to skip the question. I didn’t know the answer or I didn’t want to incriminate myself. I wasn’t sure which.
I mentally took the question with me to wrestle with later.
I remembered the times when others that knew me well used the word “intense” to describe me. I couldn’t argue.
I answered the question to myself as honestly as I could. It wasn’t the word I wanted it to be. My descriptive word doesn’t point completely to God or His attributes.
The one word that describes me best is “motivated”. I’m not proud of the answer to a simple question. What one or two words describe you?
Lisa notes
Sunday, June 18, 2017 @ 5:22 pm
That is a hard question! I would have to ponder on it too. Maybe, “worshiper”. I would have been very frustrated with that many pages in the doctor’s office, so “impatient” might have been my word at that point. 🙂
Lynn D. Morrissey
Sunday, June 18, 2017 @ 6:07 pm
Well, you’re a better man than I, Charlie Brown! I would not have answered pleasantly at that point. I love answering questionnaires that ask for my opinion (because I always have one!), but you are saying that this was an intrusive questionnaire. It is ridiculous, as well, that it was that long. And you know what, Floyd? I’ve often found that if you go back to six months to a year, you’ll have to fill the blasted survey out all over again!! I’ve found it generally best to let others describe me. It’s humbling!
Blessings,
Lynn
I also don’t like questionnaires w/ race choices.
Ed
Sunday, June 18, 2017 @ 9:16 pm
I honestly don’t know how to describe myself.
Hazel Moon
Sunday, June 18, 2017 @ 9:19 pm
I would hope “Faithful” might be said of me. At first I though about “a Private Person,” but those who have read my posts would know that is not true, because I let it all hang out with my true stories. I do believe you are a motivated person, because one has to be and stay in business. Also it takes motivation and determination to serve God these days. Perhaps, your doctor was trying to get some physiological answers, because some times attitudes of stress, anger, unforgiveness can lead to a sick body. Those were a lot of pages to answer. Your post caused me to think and consider how would I answer a similar survey.
Betty Draper
Monday, June 19, 2017 @ 5:47 am
Immediately I thought of how someone described me recently as passionate. I think people have been calling me that for a long time but it is what I am passionate about that has changed. I think Hazel hit on something, “your doctor might have wanted to get at the core of stress in your life”. After Sept 11th and the whole world was in a state of stress I got shingles and my doctor ask, Betty, what is going on in your personal life right now. Well, it was more then 9/11 which was bad enough. But on a personal level we were dealing with a personal issue in our family that was causing anger to rise to the top on many days. Passionate can turn to anger when you mess with my family. In my early years I don’t think I could answer that question but we learn ourselves through others. Ask a little child who is around you a lot, they read us too well. My 6 year old grandson can always tell when I am upset, he is perceptive for one so young. I remember the first time I read my medical report and it stated I had anxiety disorder. It made me mad…as truth can sometimes do. I like passionate better…yet the flesh and spirit walk side by side often and it ‘s good to understand both. Great thought provoking post brother.
Bill (cycleguy)
Monday, June 19, 2017 @ 7:27 am
Now doggone you! You have just up and messed up the rest of my morning. Now I’ll be distracted. Thanks a bunch! 🙂
saleslady371
Monday, June 19, 2017 @ 10:35 am
I am “encourager.” Of course, I’m cheating because we just had this discussion in our mid-week life group and told each other who we really are after meeting up for months. They all said the same thing for me…so I’m sticking with it.
Here I thought I knew you. I don’t. Looks like another time of coffee talk should be scheduled. Yeah, laid back I nodded. Motivated is okay, but I would write: “music lover.” “Deep.” “Sensitive.” Now I’m going to visit your wife’s blog to see what she wrote. I am so curious.
Dolly
Monday, June 19, 2017 @ 10:39 am
Wow, Floyd. Your post made me pause. “Motivated,” like someone else said is a good descriptor when one runs a business. I would have to think what two words would describe me. Intuitive? Caring? Praying you and your family are well.
Voni Harris
Monday, June 19, 2017 @ 12:09 pm
I was sort of thinking of this on my walk today. Truth. Love. Life. Right. Maybe “Rooted” combines all of these. “Christian” if I get two words. “Rooted in Christ” fits, but it’s three words, lol.
Cheryl
Monday, June 19, 2017 @ 2:06 pm
Whew, that is really tough. In one or two words…how can a person encapsulate the whole of who they are in just one or two words? This is very thought-provoking. I, too, think it is utterly ridiculous how many forms we all have to fill out. It always makes me think about how vulnerable it makes all of us…and what if someone breaks in the doctor’s office and snoops into all of our private disclosures? 🙂 Like you, I wouldn’t have a clue as to what words to use…so, I just asked our son, Zach, to describe me in one or two words…the first two words he uttered were “faithful” and “gentle”, so I will go with that! God bless you, brother.
TC Avey
Friday, June 23, 2017 @ 1:58 pm
I’m playing catch up today with reading posts and I keep finding a common theme…”This is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased.” Matt 3:17.
You are BELOVED and God is pleased with you, Floyd.
So that’s how I’m going to describe myself to answer your question because on my own I don’t like the adjectives I would use.
Jennifer Dougan
Saturday, June 24, 2017 @ 5:45 pm
Hi Floyd,
Only one or two words? That IS hard. I’m so curious by the way, what doctor tests asked all these questions? Phew. 🙂 One or two words… hm. My daughter asked me to describe her in one word this year and I really wanted to cheat and add more words. I’m inspired by your post to study myself…
Your word of motivated isn’t a bad word. How do you feel about it?
How are you? How is your family? It’s nice to be back. 🙂
Jennifer Dougan
http://www.jenniferdougan.com
June
Wednesday, June 28, 2017 @ 7:52 am
Hmm, that is a tough one, Floyd. I know what I want the answer to be, but like you, I’m not sure others would describe me the same way. I hope you finally got in to see the doctor, and that your blood pressure was normal 😉