A CHRISTMAS PRESENT IN JUNE
A Christmas Present in June
It was like a scene out of a comedic drama, one that makes you cringe, even if it’s not happening to you. The old saying, “Truth is stranger that fiction” is a hard reality on occasion. Coincidences stacked on top of one another begin to convince a fella’ that the Divine Power loves a good story and definitely has a sense of humor.
It was Christmas Eve last year and Walmart was hoppin’. It was a mob scene taken right out of the ringing of the classic seasonal song that talks about “shoppers rushing home with their treasures”. Well, some of them would get to rush home…
There were four of us on a mission; get as many sleeping bags as possible for my family to hand out the next day when Ali got to town for Christmas. We were also collecting scads of socks and some rubber bands to roll them in for convenient handouts.
My wife, the oldest, the youngest, and I all had a heaping basket plus one more we managed to caravan as we moved like a lanky worm through the crowds toward the checkout.
Kenz, the oldest, is a natural born leader and was blazing the trail.
“There’s one right here!” she called back to us while she maneuvered the way with us in tow, me now pushing one basket and pulling the last behind like a caboose.
It was like God was on our side to get an open lane at the busiest store on the busiest day… that’s what good livin’ will do for you…
The cashier was a bit overwhelmed as we kept loading items on the conveyor then reloading baskets on the other side. We quickly developed a system just about the time we figured out the reason for our good fortune… we were in the express lane and over two or three times the “fifteen item limit” in each basket…
The other shoppers with the proper number of items were filing in behind us and beginning to grumble. “Sorry – we didn’t realize this was the express lane,” my wife apologized in embarrassment. We got loaded as quickly as possible and the cashier was kind.
I apologized to her again as I swiped my credit card so we could get our five full baskets that were clogging the entire area out of the way. “I”m sorry, sir, your card’s been declined,” she alerted me.
“Seriously?” I asked, already knowing full well she was.
I pulled my phone out of my pocket and began dialing as my wife read me the number on the card written in the fine print that I struggled to see without my reading glasses. The line behind us by that time was beginning to growl as my cell phone dropped the call.
“Would you like me to cancel the order?” the cashier asked.
“No! – Do not cancel it – We just spent ten minutes checking out – I’ll make the call outside,” I told her, and off I went… the light’s better outside anyhow.
My wife and daughters would have been in serious trouble if Walmart sold pitchforks…
By the time I got things straightened out with the overly cautious bank and back in the store to re-run the card, we’d become enemy number ones… all of us.
My wife quickly grabbed the frail woman’s groceries who was right behind us and the mob’s ringleader while she sat barking from her motorized wheelchair, “Let us get these for you, I’m so sorry!” my wife said with sincerity… You’d have thought we’d just saved her cat from a tree or something…
Once we broke outside our red faces began to cool, “Oh my gosh, how embarrassing!- That was the worst thing ever!” Kenz said. A figure of speech for a girl who works in the ICU.
Sometimes the moments that seem to last the longest end up meaning the most… and are the ones we never forget…
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 10:00 am
What a great story, and what a very kind gesture – both the sleeping bags and socks, and then buying groceries for the woman behind you in line. You just never know, Floyd, what kind of ripples these kinds of good deeds will accomplish. I am certain that God blessed many people that day – starting with you and your family.
It truly is better to give than receive.
GOD BLESS!
(Just one last thought – Walmart on Christmas Eve??? You’re a brave man…)
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:03 pm
Thanks, Sharon. It’s one of those memories that live in family lore forever! My wife is the catalyst, I avoid stores all year long if I can!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 12:55 pm
I so love your stores, Floyd. I can’t even imagine the embarrassment from that experience. It’s true, though. It’s those mortifying moments we’d rather soon forget but they linger in the alleys of our minds only to be recalled at times. It’s the stuff of family memories for years to come.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:04 pm
Absolutely right, Thomas. The toughest times turn out to be some of the best… Amazing how God works. Thanks, brother!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 1:04 pm
So…it’s people like you who clog up the line? LOL What a great story and commentary on the people behind you. Get a life people! Your hearts were good (and so was your card). 🙂 I double dog dare you to do it again this year…same WM.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:07 pm
It’s kinda turning into a family tradition, so I might not have a lot of say in the matter. I did feel bad for the people in line. If I had more time and room I could have went into more detail, it was horrible! Which is why it’s so great now! Thanks, Bill.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 1:22 pm
Faith in action can sometimes get… messy and uncomfortable! Sounds like one of my nightmares, but it all got resolved and you even approached it with humor. Good job, Floyd! 🙂 Thanks for this.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:08 pm
Uncomfortable is right!!! It’s one of my nightmares too, Jason. But by the time we were out the door we were all laughing! Laughing so hard we had tears in our eyes! Those are the best kind of laughs! Thanks, Jason. Sometimes bad is good…
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 2:27 pm
the mob’s ringleader?! oh mercy.
sorry, but i lost all divine lessons with that one line. my funny bone was whacked! 🙂
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:11 pm
Glad you found some humor in my discomfort, Darlene… I would too! With everybody knowing how uncomfortable the person in that situation must be, none of them let up a hint. There wasn’t a speck of Christmas cheer in the place until my wife grabbed the elderly lady’s groceries. Funny how we get put into tough circumstances for the things that we won’t know exactly for a while. Thanks, Darlene.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 3:20 pm
I’ve been in those situations where I went from store hero to the goat. . and it always seems to be me who needs a price check
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:12 pm
Well, I feel better knowing I’m not alone, David! Goat, yeah, that’s exactly what I felt like! Thanks, David!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 4:30 pm
I’m pretty sure my blood pressure rose just reading this. 🙂 I can imagine how you all felt as the line grew. All worth it though, I’m sure, when you were finally able to give away the sleeping bags and socks. (Great idea!)
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:13 pm
My blood pressure was definitely up! But just for awhile, the next day it was good, from the inside of my soul out. Thanks, Chuck.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 5:09 pm
Sorry but I could not help chuckling over this story! I could just picture the entire episode. Your purchases were no doubt over the limit and your credit card company was being cautious to not accept because it could have been a stolen card. I had something like that happen to me recently when I ordered pet meds from Australia. They called us and we told them it was ok to allow the purchase.
This story is too good not to share on Tell me a Story, so expect it there on Monday.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:14 pm
I’m thrilled it gave you a laugh, Hazel. We’ve all been there, that’s what makes it so relatable! Thanks so much for sharing it at Tell Me A Story!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 5:46 pm
This reminds me of a scene from You’ve Got Mail, which my daughter and I watched the other night (though admittedly, I expected rich Tom Hanks to buy Meg Ryan’s groceries). But wow, were the people in line miffed in that cash-only line! =] Accidents happen and this was a comedy of errors, but I loved how you showed your humility and then blessed that old lady. That was no kind. And boy, do you continue to spin great yarns, Floyd. I always love reading and learning from them!
Fondly
Lynn
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 6:16 pm
I thought the same thing in that movie! He’s rich and putting her out of business? For sure! Accidents happen, but boy are there lessons in them! Thanks so much, Lynn. You’re deeply appreciated.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 7:07 pm
Yikes! What an experience, one that won’t leave you. One that you will tell the grandchildren I’m sure. I can imagine it now. You and the littles snuggled around you staring wide eyed as you share the colourful details of your life, crying out, “One more story Papa, just one more!”
Blessings brother
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 9:18 pm
I’m not sure I’ll beat my family to telling this one! Funny how our toughest times come to be our most cherished moments in life. It’s never how we think it should be… but isn’t that the way of our Father? Thanks for your kind words and prophetic look into my future!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 7:50 pm
Great story, Floyd! I’d be careful letting the oldest lead next time, lol! Poor thing, I always get in the wrong line, too! Great example of how our mistakes, even innocent ones, can be used by God to bless others.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 9:18 pm
Exactly, June. That’s exactly what I was thinking, and it’s rarely about our comfort… Thanks for that wonderful wisdom, sister.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 7:58 pm
An enjoyable, funny post Floyd. Your precious wife turned the whole thing around. I could feel your embarrassment because I miscounted once in the “under 20” items line and the cashier was not very nice. Really taught me a lesson, too. Just recently I was in Walmart early in the morning and stood in line when a fast moving manager whipped my cart to the express lane and I mentioned that I’m over and explained my past experience on our walk. She said I’ll go with you and no one is going to say anything; you should have reported that clerk! Favor for me!
This was my favorite line: “My wife, the oldest, the youngest, and I all had a heaping basket plus one more we managed to caravan as we moved like a lanky worm through the crowds toward the check out.” Great description!
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 @ 9:21 pm
Yeah, there’s noting worse than having someone make a bad situation, that you already feel bad about, worse. Good thing we don’t answer to them! We’ve all been in those embarrassing situations, that’s what makes this one hit so close to home for all of us! Thanks, Mary! Great to hear from you, sister!
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 7:22 am
Now that’s a story! Sounds like it could have been a scene from a Griswald Family Christmas movie. I have to admit I got a chuckle at your expense – sorry. 🙂
More often than not, I’m one of the grumbling observers in that type of situation. Even though you recognize these things are unintentional, the impatient “old man” inside seems to rear his ugly head and remind you that he’s still there. 🙁
All that said, what a great gesture and example! You’re obviously a blessing to your community and an example for the rest of us.
Here’s an idea, since it IS June, you could go out and buy the sleeping bags now. There’s probably more choices and they might even be on sale because it’s summer. And at the very least, it’s NOT Christmas Eve at Walmart. Like Sharon above said, “you’re a brave man”. Great post, Floyd!
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 6:03 pm
Thanks, David. I’m glad you got a laugh, brother. And I know what you mean in dealing with the “old man”. Thanks too for the reminder that it’s summer! It’s a good time to get water and coolers!
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 8:22 am
Hi Floyd! Your wife’s offer to pay for the lady behind you reminds me of the “Pay it Forward” campaign of some years ago. What a beautiful gesture. And I’m afraid I’d be one of those disgruntled people behind you, wondering why this was happening to me. Thank you for giving me reason to cool my heels. The person holding me up might be someone like you…getting ready to help others in a way that I would have never thought of myself.
And the example you are leaving for your children is priceless. Cute line about your daughter working in ICU. That was fun!
Ceil
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 6:06 pm
Don’t feel too bad, Ceil, you’re not alone! I get impatient with the microwave!!! It was great thinking or instinct on my wife’s part… you know how you nurses are! Thanks, Ceil.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 10:47 am
Great story. Love this: “Sometimes the moments that seem to last the longest end up meaning the most…” Well said.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 6:07 pm
Thanks, Dave. We all have tough times, but we never wade in willingly! The flesh is indeed weak, brother.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 12:21 pm
So you are that guy. ha. But I know we have ALL been the one holding up the line, sometimes through no fault of our own, and sometimes otherwise. It is quite embarrassing. But everyone survives. 🙂
Lol about needing the reading glasses; I understand that totally.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 6:09 pm
I think we can all relate to this story, we’ve all been there! It sure isn’t fun though, is it? You’re right, Lisa; we survive, and end up the wiser for it. Thanks, Lisa.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 1:11 pm
This is a priceless story Floyd. I thought as I read…the angels in heaven had to be nudging God and saying, look at your child, look at him live for others. You’ll probably never know this side of heaven all the good that came out of that shopping spree. It’s those kind of deeds that turn into pure gold when put in the fire. You are a wise hearted man brother, giving out of what God has given you. Your kind act makes me and I am sure all who commented want to do the same. Thanks for the challenging true story.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 6:13 pm
Thanks, Betty, it’s not that big a deal and my wife and kids have learned to love doing it over the years. We don’t do it near enough, I hope you know that that really wasn’t the reason for the story. The tough times and most embarrassing ones seem to leave the most lasting impressions on our memories.
Friday, June 27, 2014 @ 12:46 am
I know your intent of the story. It is the tough times we experience while trying to do good that leaves a lasting impression. Recently at a MCDonald’s I bought three young air force men their lunch. I tried to do it quietly so no one would know it was me but the young sale clerk thought it was so neat that would do that his comment was over heard by a few waiting on their food. One lady who was a tour bus driver came over to me and said that was a nice thing for me to do. I was not wanting to draw attention to myself but God had another plan. She said, I am going to do that to some service men when the chance comes to me. So I still think you and your family made the angels dance with joy.
Friday, June 27, 2014 @ 5:37 pm
Okay thanks, Betty. I should have never doubted a person with that wise a heart! I appreciate you sharing with me that story too. Thanks for the smile…
Friday, June 27, 2014 @ 12:47 am
I know your intent of the story. It is the tough times we experience while trying to do good that leaves a lasting impression. Recently at a MCDonald’s I bought three young air force men their lunch. I tried to do it quietly so no one would know it was me but the young sale clerk thought it was so neat that his comment was over heard by a few waiting on their food. One lady who was a tour bus driver came over to me and said that was a nice thing for me to do. I was not wanting to draw attention to myself but God had another plan. She said, I am going to do that to some service men when the chance comes to me. So I still think you and your family made the angels dance with joy.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 5:31 pm
That is so funny! I need a story like that so I have a “most embarrassing moment” story to tell whenever I get asked that question! 🙂
Thursday, June 26, 2014 @ 6:15 pm
Oh boy, I have a ton of embarrassing ones! The funny part is that I got to share it with most of my family! We still crack up about it. Keep me posted on how your coming with the search for your most embarrassing story! Thanks, Barb.
Friday, June 27, 2014 @ 6:39 pm
So very true, often great life and leadership lessons comes when we are red in the face and putting our head down. Great thought provoking post Floyd!
Friday, June 27, 2014 @ 8:38 pm
Great description, Dan! The best lessons are the ones that make us the most uncomfortable… I can tell you’ve walked in those shoes! Thanks, Dan.
Saturday, June 28, 2014 @ 6:43 pm
🙂
Saturday, June 28, 2014 @ 7:09 am
A delightful and heartwarming story, Floyd. The enemy sure didn’t want you to complete your purpose. It makes me smile to think of how many you blessed with your giving. ~Pamela
Sunday, June 29, 2014 @ 9:02 am
Good point, Pamela. We’re not called to give up easily! It was a great Christmas day, worth the price of admission! Thanks, Pamela.
Sunday, June 29, 2014 @ 10:21 am
Oh, Floyd, I could feel that embarrassment with you. Aiye, those moments. :0 That was sweet of you guys to buy the older woman’s groceries.
Your Kenzi sounds like a leader. 🙂
Jennifer Dougan
http://www.jenniferdougan.com
Sunday, June 29, 2014 @ 5:23 pm
It was definitely a red faced situation, Jennifer! One for the memory banks! Kenz most definitely is a leader! Thanks, Jennifer.
Sunday, June 29, 2014 @ 10:44 am
Floyd,
You are a Bruce Cockburn fan too!?? No wonder we’re online friends. 🙂
My family and I grew up listening to him and love this stuff, especially his older songs “Lord of the Starfields,” “Nicaragua,” “Tokyo” “If I had a Rocket Launcher,” “Lovers in a Dangerous Time” “Peggys’ Kitchen Wall,” “Wondering Where the Lions Are,” and so many more.
Grinning happy at another Cockburn fan,
Jennifer Dougan
http://www.jenniferdougan.com
Sunday, June 29, 2014 @ 5:25 pm
Wondering Where The Lions Are is probably my favorite of all of Cockburn’s songs. All I can say is “You’ve got great taste in music, sister!”
Monday, June 30, 2014 @ 5:48 pm
What a wonderful story! So heartwarming to know that there are still people in this cold-hearted world who care so much and have such a heart for others! And to think that you persevered so hard through it and didn’t give up when the going got tough! I am sure whoever those recipients were must have been so grateful for your kindness and concern…and that lady who was blessed with free groceries! I am sure your wife’s generosity made up for her frustration. The world needs a lot more families like yours. And at the end of the day, you all have an amazing story to relive many times over, drawing you closer and deepening your bond with each other. So happy to read such an uplifting story. God bless you all.
Monday, June 30, 2014 @ 6:20 pm
Thanks, Cheryl. You’re right, the best part for us is laughing at our mistakes and that predicament. As well as making it a Christmas for the folks that live outside…
Wednesday, July 2, 2014 @ 6:42 pm
One of the things I often say re: our world situation… and making it through shops at the right time, right place is “reality strikes again”. The best we can do is being in the right place, but in our companies things change over and over again. Your wife’s way of reaching out to encourage and bring forgiveness into the situation is something I’ve seen/heard/done more than once in my life.
Thanks for sharing so directly, Floyd. Miss you, Bro.
Friday, July 4, 2014 @ 10:03 am
I know you’ve done much for many, Joanne. You’re life is an inspiration and encouragement for all who see. Thanks, sister.